I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
Listen, smile, agree.. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.
You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!'
My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.
My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.
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