I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. Anonymous
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep. Anonymous
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. Anonymous
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad. Anonymous
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed. Anonymous
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Anonymous
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night. Anonymous
I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky. Anonymous
I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense. Anonymous
My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it. Anonymous
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. Anonymous
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y". Anonymous