Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable. Anonymous
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing. Anonymous
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. Anonymous
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right. Anonymous
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long! Anonymous
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me. Anonymous
Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads. Anonymous
I'm not being smart, I'm just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious. Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous