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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Anonymous

You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!

Anonymous

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

Dave Barry

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

Sam Levenson

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

Steven Alexander Wright

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.

Jack Handey

Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

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The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.

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When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

Sigmund Freud

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

Anonymous

If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.

David Letterman

After a lot of research, scientists have concluded that the most vitamins are found in the pharmacy.

Anonymous

Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.

Anonymous

What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein

I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.

Anonymous

I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.

Anonymous

I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow .

Frank Zappa

After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.

Anonymous

Beginner pilot rules:

1. The propeller is just a big fan made to cool down the pilot in the cockpit. When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating excessively.
2. You don't have to take off, but landing is mandatory.
3. Pushing forward on the flight stick makes the earth look bigger, pulling makes it look smaller.
If you pull too much or too long however, it will look bigger yet again.
4. Flying is safe as long as you don't crash.
5. It's better to wish you were flying than to wish you were on the ground.
6. A good landing is a landing in which everyone walks away.
7. Besides affecting apples, gravity also affects planes.

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