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How does a train eat? Chew, Chew...

Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long!

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?