Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing.
More Quotes by Anonymous
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
Why does the bad piano player refuse to play when you offer him $100 to play? The neighbour already gave him $200 to stop playing.
In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'.
Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say 'Hello' from the other side.
My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.
Don't vacuum and listen to loud music on your headphones in the same time. I finished three rooms until I realized the vacuum wasn't even on.
I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night.
Would you believe my neighbor was knocking on my door at 2:30AM this morning? Luckily, I was still up playing bagpipes.
A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughters school concert.
I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favor.
I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today.
