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In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'.

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today.

If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favor.

I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Why does the bad piano player refuse to play when you offer him $100 to play? The neighbour already gave him $200 to stop playing.

Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.

Why did Adele cross the road? To say 'Hello' from the other side.

My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."