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Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

Anonymous

My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.

Anonymous

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

Anonymous

My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.

Anonymous

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.

Anonymous

Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.

Anonymous

Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.

Anonymous

I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you."

Anonymous

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

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Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.

Anonymous

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

Anonymous

When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.

Anonymous

The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.

Anonymous

Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!

Anonymous

I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.

Anonymous

If Monday had a face... I would punch it.

Anonymous

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

Anonymous

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.

Anonymous

Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?

Anonymous