Anonymous Quote

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.

Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.