If Monday had a face... I would punch it.
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God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.
Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.
Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep.
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.
After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF !
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
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