If Monday had a face... I would punch it.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over. Anonymous
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. Anonymous
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face. Anonymous
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face! Anonymous