If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. Anonymous
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job. Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day! Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous
My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot. Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion. Anonymous