Drew Carey Quote

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.

Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.

I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.

Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.