Drew Carey Quote
Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.Anonymous
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!Anonymous
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.Anonymous
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.Anonymous
I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.Anonymous
Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.Anonymous