When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.Anonymous
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.Anonymous
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!Anonymous
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.Dave Barry
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.Frank Zappa
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?Anonymous
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.Anonymous