I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday? Anonymous
Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Anonymous
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday. Anonymous
Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us. Anonymous