I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
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I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Welcome back weekend.
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.
After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF !
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!
Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.
If Monday had a face... I would punch it.
On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.
There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.
When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday.
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
Steven Alexander Wright
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
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