Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.Woody Allen
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!Anonymous
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.Anonymous
Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!Anonymous
My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.Anonymous