I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess. Anonymous
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day. Anonymous
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Anonymous
What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies. Anonymous
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. Anonymous
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you. Anonymous