I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous