I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over. Anonymous
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon. Anonymous