My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job. Anonymous
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. Anonymous
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day! Anonymous
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y". Anonymous
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. Anonymous