I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y". Anonymous
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Steven Alexander Wright
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year. Anonymous
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day! Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living. Anonymous
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet. Anonymous
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do. Anonymous
Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us. Anonymous
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither! Anonymous
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work. Anonymous