I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y". Anonymous
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Steven Alexander Wright
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year. Anonymous
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day! Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs. Anonymous
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living. Anonymous