I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".Anonymous
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Steven Alexander Wright
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.Anonymous
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.Anonymous