Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
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Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.
Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.
Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over.
Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.
I love you forever... but I can't live that long.
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.
Do you have a band-aid, because I just scraped my knee falling in love with you.
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you."
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