Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
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Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
If Monday had a face... I would punch it.
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.
In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over.
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