Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over. Anonymous
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year. Anonymous
In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back. Anonymous
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. Anonymous
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. Anonymous