I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday! Anonymous
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31. Anonymous
Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly. Anonymous
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living. Anonymous
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I'm like... I went to the grocery store. Anonymous
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours. Anonymous
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. Anonymous
There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.