Anonymous Quote

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.

Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.

Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over.

Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I'm like... I went to the grocery store.

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.