I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday! Anonymous
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31. Anonymous
Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly. Anonymous
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living. Anonymous
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I'm like... I went to the grocery store. Anonymous