After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF !
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I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Welcome back weekend.
Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over.
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.
If Monday had a face... I would punch it.
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.
Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep.
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!
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