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The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.

I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.

The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.