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The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.

I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.

The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.