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If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice' ?

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.