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The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.

The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.

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Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice' ?

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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

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Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
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Do less exercise and watch more TV.
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As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

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The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet. - Anonymous

The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet. Anonymous

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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