Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn. Anonymous
I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon. Anonymous
No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with. Anonymous
Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet. Anonymous
If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favor. Anonymous
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