Life is always rocky when you're a gem.
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There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Charles M. Schulz
You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Steven Alexander Wright
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
A joke is a very serious thing.
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Henry Louis Mencken
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