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There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.

Anonymous

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

Anonymous

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Charles M. Schulz

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

Charles M. Schulz

You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.

Steven Alexander Wright

Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

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A joke is a very serious thing.

Winston Churchill

I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.

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If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.

Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Albert Einstein

We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.

Kevin Garnett

You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

Henry Louis Mencken

In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it.

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The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

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I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

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The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

Anonymous

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

Anonymous

If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.

David Letterman

I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it.

Charles M. Schulz

Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.

Anonymous