A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
More Quotes by Mark Twain
Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it.
Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.
We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.
Don't press your luck, you might pop it.
Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.
Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?
I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen.
What's your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.
I think I may need professional help... A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough.
I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and I haven't pooped it out yet. I'm really scared, you guys.
Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
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