Mark Twain Quote

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it.

Anonymous

Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.

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We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.

Kevin Garnett

You never run out of things that can go wrong.

Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)

The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.

Anonymous

Don't press your luck, you might pop it.

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Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.

Anonymous

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Marilyn Monroe

I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.

Anonymous

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Anonymous

If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.

Anonymous

Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?

Anonymous

I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Anonymous

Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time.

Anonymous

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

Mark Twain

Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.

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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...

Steven Alexander Wright

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

Anonymous