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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright

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Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time. Anonymous

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Don't press your luck, you might pop it. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you. Anonymous

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It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

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I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating. Anonymous

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I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. Anonymous

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If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you. Anonymous

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Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you? Anonymous

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I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen. Anonymous

What's your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills. Anonymous

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