Winston Churchill Quote

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.

The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously.

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious.

Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.