Winston Churchill Quote
A joke is a very serious thing.
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first. Anonymous
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Anonymous
I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon. Anonymous
The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously. Anonymous
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious. Anonymous
Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny. Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."