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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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Growing up is amazing, until you get old! Anonymous

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The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.

The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous

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I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect. George Burns

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You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. - Anonymous

You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous

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I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.

I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy. Anonymous

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Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old. - Anonymous

Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old. Anonymous

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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink. - Anonymous

You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink. Anonymous

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No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store. - Anonymous

No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store. Anonymous

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It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more. - Anonymous

It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more. Anonymous

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I always knew I'd get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though. - Anonymous

I always knew I'd get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though. Anonymous

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The older I get, the less surprised I'd be if a random body part just fell off one day. - Anonymous

The older I get, the less surprised I'd be if a random body part just fell off one day. Anonymous

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