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Genius without education is like silver in the mine. Benjamin Franklin

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He who laughs.....lasts. - Erma Bombeck

He who laughs.....lasts. Erma Bombeck

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Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. - Anonymous

Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. Anonymous

Smile like a monkey with a new banana. Anonymous

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Hold on, let me overthink this. Anonymous

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Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive. - Anonymous

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive. Anonymous

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Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.

Out of my mind! Back in five minutes. Anonymous

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Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing! - Anonymous

Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing! Anonymous

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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

Jerry Garcia

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I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now. - Anonymous

I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now. Anonymous

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%. - Anonymous

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%. Anonymous

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I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect. George Burns

We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.

Kevin Garnett

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Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on. Anonymous

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It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Marilyn Monroe

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