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In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

I didn't fall, I'm just spending some quality time with the floor.

In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.

Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?

Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.

Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.