Those who snore always fall asleep first.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.
Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Paddy O'Dea
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Don't wake me up! I'm studying.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
