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Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

I wish my wallet came with free refills.

If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.

True love isn't about what's on the outside, it's about what's on the inside.... the wallet.

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.