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The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
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According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.
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What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
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If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
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There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
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All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.
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I was told to check my attitude. I did, and it's still there.. it hasn't gone anywhere. What's the problem?
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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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