Anonymous Quote

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.

What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'

If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.

There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.

I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!'

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

I was told to check my attitude. I did, and it's still there.. it hasn't gone anywhere. What's the problem?

I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.