Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers. Anonymous
I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog. Anonymous
Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly! Anonymous
In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care? Anonymous
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. Albert Einstein
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. Albert Einstein
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. Mark Twain
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Sam Levenson
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. Anonymous
Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating. CoolFunnyQuotes.com