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Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?
Anonymous
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?
Anonymous
How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
Anonymous
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
Anonymous
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Steven Alexander Wright
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."
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When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver.
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What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes.
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Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
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Want someone to stop texting you? Send back 'SERVICE ERROR 305: DELIVERY FAILED, FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED AT A RATE OF $1 PER MESSAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT."
Anonymous
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Woody Allen
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