Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone. Anonymous
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Why does the bad piano player refuse to play when you offer him $100 to play? The neighbour already gave him $200 to stop playing. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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