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Why does the bad piano player refuse to play when you offer him $100 to play? The neighbour already gave him $200 to stop playing. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Why does the bad piano player refuse to play when you offer him $100 to play? The neighbour already gave him $200 to stop playing. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu. One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment. Anonymous

You know what's funny? Lots of things, so lighten up! - Anonymous

You know what's funny? Lots of things, so lighten up! Anonymous

When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.." CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! CoolFunnyQuotes.com

How do you feel when the coffee machine is out coffee? Depresso. Anonymous

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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is the pop corn? - Anonymous

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is the pop corn? Anonymous

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