According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill. Anonymous
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'? Anonymous
Why does the bad piano player refuse to play when you offer him $100 to play? The neighbour already gave him $200 to stop playing. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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