Funny Questions

According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.

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Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Anonymous

When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.

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You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?

Anonymous

Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill.

Anonymous

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Anonymous

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Anonymous

When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver.

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Woody Allen

Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...

Naked Gun (Movie)