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What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes. Anonymous

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Could you please be as silent as the G in lasagna?

Could you please be as silent as the G in lasagna? Anonymous

People Quotes Short Quotes

Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me? - Anonymous

Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me? Anonymous

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I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler? - Anonymous

I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler? Anonymous

What keys can't open locks? Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys. - Anonymous

What keys can't open locks? Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys. Anonymous

Animals Short Quotes

Why shouldn't you ever iron a four leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck. Anonymous

How do you feel when the coffee machine is out coffee? Depresso. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu. One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment. Anonymous

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus. - Anonymous

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus. Anonymous

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is the pop corn? - Anonymous

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is the pop corn? Anonymous

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