If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. Anonymous
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day. Anonymous
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front. Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up. Anonymous
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago? Anonymous
If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong. Anonymous
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright
I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad! Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous