If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. Anonymous
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day. Anonymous
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front. Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.