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I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?