I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies. Anonymous
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. Anonymous
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays. Anonymous
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago? Anonymous
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited. Anonymous
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. Anonymous