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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.

You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'

My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster so now we have to sit here until the store closes.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?