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I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?