No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. Anonymous
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. George Burns
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness. Anonymous
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. Anonymous
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing. Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous
Me: "I need help around here!" Then me again "No, not like that, here I'll do it." Anonymous
I'm not being smart, I'm just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious. Anonymous
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous
Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.." CoolFunnyQuotes.com