Funny Questions

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

How was the word "Wife" invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.

What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.

What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.

Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?

If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."

How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?

I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?