If you love questions, you will love asking some of these at the next party or next time you see your friends.
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?
I wonder what people do with all the time they save by writing "K" instead of "OK."
What's your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu. One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.
How do you feel when the coffee machine is out coffee? Depresso.
Why do you wear glasses? My eyes are so beautiful they have to be kept behind glass, like a showcase.
Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?
You can't have everything... where would you put it?
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?
