If you love questions, you will love asking some of these at the next party or next time you see your friends.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?Anonymous
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.Anonymous
So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?Anonymous
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?Anonymous
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.Anonymous
How was the word "Wife" invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.Anonymous
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.Anonymous
What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.Anonymous
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?Anonymous
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?Anonymous
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."Anonymous
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