If you love questions, you will love asking some of these at the next party or next time you see your friends.
What's your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu. One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.
How do you feel when the coffee machine is out coffee? Depresso.
Why do you wear glasses? My eyes are so beautiful they have to be kept behind glass, like a showcase.
Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?
You can't have everything... where would you put it?
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."
So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
Me sarcastic? Never.
Want someone to stop texting you? Send back 'SERVICE ERROR 305: DELIVERY FAILED, FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED AT A RATE OF $1 PER MESSAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT."
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?
