Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'? Anonymous
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place. Anonymous
Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it? Anonymous
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands. Anonymous
At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?" Anonymous
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute! Anonymous
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Anonymous
When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness. Anonymous
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. Anonymous
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you. Anonymous
Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper "Nobody cares!" Anonymous
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find? CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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