Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. Anonymous
Why do you wear glasses? My eyes are so beautiful they have to be kept behind glass, like a showcase. Anonymous
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation? Anonymous
Ever looked at your ex and wondered... was I drunk the entire relationship? Anonymous
"Are you busy tomorrow?" That entirely depends on what you need me to do. Anonymous
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