When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!Anonymous
Why does the bad piano player refuse to play when you offer him $100 to play? The neighbour already gave him $200 to stop playing.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes. Anonymous
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler?Anonymous
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu. One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.Anonymous
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