At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"
Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. Anonymous
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza. Anonymous
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions. Anonymous
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow. Anonymous
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games. Anonymous
Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain. Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. George Burns
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. Anonymous
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut. Albert Einstein
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. Anonymous
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. Anonymous
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.