At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"
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What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
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