At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"
Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. Anonymous
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza. Anonymous
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions. Anonymous
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow. Anonymous
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games. Anonymous
Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain. Anonymous