How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
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"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs.
I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
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