How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece. Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ? Anonymous
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing. Anonymous
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already. Anonymous
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake. Anonymous
If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them. Anonymous