Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?
If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running. Anonymous
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone. Anonymous
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute. Anonymous
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack. Anonymous
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else? Anonymous