Funny Questions
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!
Anonymous
If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?
Anonymous
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu. One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.
Anonymous
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
Anonymous
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler?
Anonymous
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