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What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute! - Anonymous

What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute! Anonymous

How can you hurt someone with words? Hit them with a dictionary. Anonymous

Do you ever go out, and then something happens ...

Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'? Anonymous

Think Quotes Top 100

I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad! - Anonymous

I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad! Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Statements

I wonder what people do with all the time they save by writing "K" instead of "OK." Anonymous

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? - Anonymous

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Anonymous

Funny drinking quote - 24 hours day beer

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Steven Alexander Wright

Beer Quotes Drinking Short Quotes

You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous

Know Quotes Short Quotes

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

George Carlin

Famous Quotes Top 100

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square? Anonymous

If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible? - Anonymous

If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible? Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? - Anonymous

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous

Man Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.

What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Short Quotes

Why do you wear glasses? My eyes are so beautiful they have to be kept behind glass, like a showcase. - Anonymous

Why do you wear glasses? My eyes are so beautiful they have to be kept behind glass, like a showcase. Anonymous

What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing. - Anonymous

What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing. Anonymous

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller? - Anonymous

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller? Anonymous

You can't have everything... where would you put it?

You can't have everything... where would you put it? Steven Alexander Wright

Sayings Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

What if there was no Google? Good question.. I'll have to Google it. Anonymous

Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it. - Anonymous

Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it. Anonymous

Short Quotes Top 100

Me sarcastic? Never. - Anonymous

Me sarcastic? Never. Anonymous

How does a train eat? Chew, Chew... - Anonymous

How does a train eat? Chew, Chew... Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? - Anonymous

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Anonymous

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? - Anonymous

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? Anonymous

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account? - Anonymous

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account? Anonymous

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