Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you? Anonymous
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket." Anonymous
Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'? Anonymous
What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies. Anonymous
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand. Anonymous
Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job. Anonymous
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts? Anonymous
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