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What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes. Anonymous

Beer Quotes Drinking

You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous

Know Quotes Short Quotes

How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
Anonymous

Animals Dog Quotes Top 100

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller? - Anonymous

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller? Anonymous

What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.

What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Short Quotes

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working. - Anonymous

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working. Anonymous

Stupid Quotes Top 100

What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute! - Anonymous

What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute! Anonymous

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts? - Anonymous

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts? Anonymous

People Quotes Sleep Quotes

Ever looked at your ex and wondered... was I drunk the entire relationship? Anonymous

Love Quotes Short Quotes

Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?

Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find? CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Life Quotes Top 100

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? - Anonymous

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Anonymous

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

George Carlin

Famous Quotes Top 100

How does a train eat? Chew, Chew... - Anonymous

How does a train eat? Chew, Chew... Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job. - Anonymous

Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job. Anonymous

Top 100 Work Quotes

Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me? - Anonymous

Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me? Anonymous

Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular? - Anonymous

Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular? Anonymous

Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it? - Anonymous

Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it? Anonymous

Moments Short Quotes Time Quotes

Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! CoolFunnyQuotes.com

If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand. - Anonymous

If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Know Quotes

You can't have everything... where would you put it?

You can't have everything... where would you put it? Steven Alexander Wright

Sayings Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright

Know Quotes Never Quotes Sayings

At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?" - Anonymous

At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?" Anonymous

I wonder what people do with all the time they save by writing "K" instead of "OK." Anonymous

What's your best non-swearing insult? I hope you step on a Lego. - Anonymous

What's your best non-swearing insult? I hope you step on a Lego. Anonymous

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