Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
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I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!
Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.
If Monday had a face... I would punch it.
On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.
Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.
There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.
I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Welcome back weekend.
When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Steven Alexander Wright
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
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