Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays. Anonymous
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday! Anonymous
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous
On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth. Anonymous
Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Anonymous
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday. Anonymous
Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us. Anonymous