Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find? CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Does anyone else rip off their mask after walking out of a store, like they just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey's Anatomy? Anonymous
Ever looked at your ex and wondered... was I drunk the entire relationship? Anonymous
How was the word "Wife" invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Anonymous
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