Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill.Anonymous
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?Anonymous
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?Anonymous
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.." CoolFunnyQuotes.com
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'Anonymous
Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?Anonymous
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