Funny Questions

If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill.

I wonder what people do with all the time they save by writing "K" instead of "OK."

Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?

Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

What's your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.

Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

What if there was no Google? Good question.. I'll have to Google it.

Why did Adele cross the road? To say 'Hello' from the other side.