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Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?
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Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
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If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
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Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill.
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Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?
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If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.
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If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?
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When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
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I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler?
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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.
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