Funny Questions

Me sarcastic? Never.

Anonymous

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

Anonymous

Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?

Anonymous

Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?

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At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"

Anonymous

Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going.

Anonymous

If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?

Anonymous

You can't have everything... where would you put it?

Steven Alexander Wright

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Anonymous

How do I like my eggs? In a cake.

Anonymous

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.

Anonymous

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Steven Alexander Wright

Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.

Anonymous

Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone.

Anonymous

If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

Anonymous

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

Anonymous

If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.

Anonymous

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?

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