Funny Questions

How do I like my eggs? In a cake.

Anonymous

Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.

Anonymous

If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.

Anonymous

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Steven Alexander Wright

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

Anonymous

What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.

Anonymous

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?

Anonymous

You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM!

Anonymous

Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.

Anonymous

If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.

Anonymous

What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.

Anonymous

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."

Anonymous

You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it.

Anonymous

If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?

Anonymous

What keys can't open locks? Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys.

Anonymous

What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.

Anonymous

Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?

Anonymous

Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.

Anonymous