Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing. Anonymous
Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! Anonymous