What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing.
Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'
The only English words I saw in Japan were Sony and Mitsubishi.
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