What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them. Anonymous
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing. Anonymous
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake. Anonymous
I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse... except for money. Anonymous