Woody Allen Quote
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.Dave Barry
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?George Carlin
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'Anonymous
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous
Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?Anonymous
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.